glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

foreverkindofllove:

This penguin has a girlfriend and I don’t. Cool.
#lesbianpenguinforthewin

foreverkindofllove:

This penguin has a girlfriend and I don’t. Cool.

#lesbianpenguinforthewin

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

metalonmetalblog:

Results of the guillotine. The body resting on the morgue slab is Albert Fournier, triple murderer and rapist, executed by Anatole Deibler, at Tours in February 1920.
via Medicine and health over time

metalonmetalblog:

Results of the guillotine. The body resting on the morgue slab is Albert Fournier, triple murderer and rapist, executed by Anatole Deibler, at Tours in February 1920.

via Medicine and health over time

beauxbatons:

one time in broadway’s lion king the actor playing simba was sick and so were his understudies so they literally called the lead in aida a few blocks away who played simba to come and fill in even though he hadnt played simba in YEARS and he did and the audience never knew and theatre is incredible

ashotatthenight:

thekillersofficial:

The only way to do it

I wonder if the guys saw this

100% sure they did and that brandon now has the hots for cameron diaz

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

mishasminions:

SERIOUSLY MISHA WHAT IS YOUR FACE

YOU’RE EITHER A CUTE CUDDLY SEXY BB

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OR A PSYCHOTIC MOTHERFUCKER WHO WILL PROBABLY KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

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THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

"Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum."
— Unknown  (via evilparadise)