icantgrowanewheart:

This killed me 😂

icantgrowanewheart:

This killed me 😂

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

bejarj:

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

Elizabeth Taylor in BUtterfield 8 (1960)

hqlines:

Not ours! Contact if yours!

hqlines:

Not ours! Contact if yours!

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm


what is happening

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm

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what is happening

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

"I already made the mistake thinking someone cared. I won’t make it again."
— 13 word story  (via itsthelesbiana)
"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"
— Time flies (via nolimitstolife)

jessicaaatt:

Ugh the perfect woman

sleepingnoone:

when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care

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